And the (not so) good news? The weather prognosticators say we may get a repeat next week!
"...but I thought you said spring was here..."
Lady shivering from the combination of more snow and a recent outing to the beauty parlor for a haircut (she has only herself to blame - I told her she should wait)
All of this leaves us with just one question:
GLOBAL WARMING :
WHERE CAN I GET ME SOME OF THAT?
Seriously folks. We had one month this winter that our heating bill was north of $1500 while the thermostats were set so low that it remained long-johns and sweatshirt weather inside both the house and the shop. My wife's legs were nearly crushed from the weight of extra blankets on our bed all winter.
So PLEASE, do your part to promote Global Warming. Drive more ...and faster; preferably in your pre emissions vehicles. Do more smokey burnouts! Have a camp fire in your back yard every night, and if you need to use all your trash to get the fire going, so much the better. Don't worry, those big garbage trucks will still come around burning diesel fuel whether there is anything to pick up or not. If you have room, you might even consider getting a cow. It is said that their flatulence is a major cause of Global Warming. I say a pair of vintage muscle cars idling in every driveway and a cow in every backyard! With your help maybe we can get enough Global Warming going to save the planet for humanity!